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what if you injected brownie mix into your bloodstream like since your body temp is like 98 the brownies would cook over a few days and then you will have clumps in your arms and you just cut it open and eat the brownies i should be a scientist

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oh my god

so last night i had a dream where i had a cute boyfriend


he was attractive and did adorable shit

like one time he got a flower stuck in his hair and he put it in my hair

and he would hold me and stuff

but then i realized no one will ever love me

forever available

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sex ed teacher:
a lot of heterosexual boys tend to become aroused by the idea of two women in a sexual relationship but you don't see heterosexual girls becoming aroused at the idea of two men in a sexual relationship why do you think that is?
*laughs uncontrollably*